#weirdtwitter

  1. Scanner Warmer Failure

    Knowing that Goose had what he considers a hard weekend, I asked to send a competent scanner warmer from the Tabby Cat Alliance. What I got was Jessie, who did plenty of bar stool warming but didn't get near the scanner. I will have to speak to Goose about this. #tabbycats
  2. She’s back, Baby! Zippy had a 24-hour bug, and whenever Zippy’s not zippng, there’s a rift in the Space-Time-Continuum. #dogsofpost
  3. 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 عمری ست در اجابت خود سنگ می خوریم نفرین به این دعا که به جایی نمی رسد 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺
  4. Does anyone else run into this? Just for once I’d like to get an end of the month political email that says they are OVER their budget, not under. They always seem to be just $5,000 under and need that month end contribution to get them over goal. 😂
  5. This is weird #AF But maybe he’s living with Matt Gaetz’s adopted son & sharing a house with Lindsey Graham