1. Bit of a late start today. And a bit of a slow start as well, as my dumbass couldn't spell the word, "absolutely" for about fifteen seconds of typing and re-typing the wrong spelling. Hence, the post about my stupidity and uselessness.
  2. "Oh, but people tell me I'm the greatest failure, ever. HUGE! Yesterday a man came up to me, tears in his eyes, says he's never seen a failure as big as me. The Deep State wants you all to fail, but I stand in their way and take all the failure..."
  3. 15 pretty good tweets of yore

    @phranqueigh Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math. @MomofTeen Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE to do a quick "grammer" check on your writing! @ValeeGrrl Me: [hanging off side of cliff begging for help] My kids: MOMMA CAN YOU GET US A SNACK @LouisPeitzma
  4. Amy Schumer poses topless wearing nothing but tiny undies in hilarious Instagram post

    By Connie Bowker Amy Schumer has delighted fans with a risque topless picture, in which she posed wearing nothing but tiny undies, taken in her bathroom mirror. The 42-year-old comedian , who is well-known for keeping it real on social media, held her phone as she took the selfie wh
  5. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson roasts 'Baywatch' as movie nobody likes, but Internet disagrees

    By Bhavik Grover LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA: During an electrifying recent appearance on WWE’s 'Monday Night Raw', wrestler-turned-movie megastar Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson revived his trash-talking persona to verbally spar against opponent Jinder Mahal. Though the jabs were flying lef