#sarcasticxmascarols

  1. 10 quite good tweets of yore: @Merrillmarkoe Pygmy Mole Crickets live in fresh water in Florida. In a better world, they'd be a band on a world wide tour and I would play bass. @murrman5 shipwrecked diary Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the cr