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1. #iNews9K TRANSLATION: Arizona GOP creates the RFK Jr of initiatives.

2. #iNews9K TRUMP TRIAL UPDATE: Another potential juror dismissed.

3. #iNews9K TRANSLATION: Trump pays woman to print out Garfield and Family Circus all day.
   

4. #iNews9K BREAKING: Trump in court after another night of snorting Adderall off hookers' stomachs.
   

5. #iNews9K TRANSLATION: World's Most Expensive RV Has a Flat.

6. #iNews9K TRANSLATION: Putin announces new 2-way TVs, free to all homes. 'Alexei,' will watch and listen for citizens' security. Russians will also be able to report suspicious unpatriotic activity by saying something like, 'Alexei, I saw my neighbor eating bananas with blueberrie

7. #iNews9K TRANSLATION: Mulder and Scully sue Musk over use of ‘X Files.’

8. #iNews9K #SourcesSay : The key word is pays.

9. #iNews9K #SourcesSay : Mike Johnson has office closet filled with methods of restraint and other adult amusements.