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Zēntifå

@zentifa

Ready for a new year full of hijinks and shenanigans

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe.

27 Posts

  1. I’ve only ticked off two people on the bird app this morning. It’s shaping up to be a great day.
  2. Happy New Year, ya filthy animals! 🎩
  3. I’m waiting for reporters to reveal that George Santos’ actual name is Chauncey Gardiner.
  4. Oh, Space Force is trending. Let’s see what’s—
  5. Glass Onion spoiler alert: The Walrus was Paul.
  6. Happy Holidays from Monster Island!
  7. I saw Netflix is launching a new Gamera series. Plot idea: what if our favorite 57-year-old turtle becomes the friend to all senior citizens?
  8. A holiday tribute to FDR’s favorite dog: Fala Lala Lala Lala La. 🎄
  9. What time does Catturd take over Twitter from Elno?
  10. Good thinking, Elno. Santa has all the assassination coordinates.
  11. Alexa, show me an example of male fragility.
  12. End times over on the old Bird app tonight…
  13. Does Elno have trading cards? 🤨
  14. I upgraded to Ventura, but then Nolan Ryan showed up and beat the crap out of my MacBook. 😬
  15. Mars colonists after Elno lays them off in 2032.
  16. In a scant 40 days, Elno has transformed Bedford Falls into Pottersville.
  17. Last night, I dreamed I attended a dinner hosted by Steve Allen, as one does.
  18. Another day where I don’t need to see what Rob Schneider is tweeting. Thank you, Post.
  19. Maya Beiser performing David Bowie’s “Blackstar” on cello:
  20. Elno is over on the Bird app channeling Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

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