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@tim1andonly

The Tim is here...

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41 Posts

  1. The Putin!!! Not only are you a crazy SOB, but you are also a complete fucking prick and an absolute pile of shit!!!
  2. If you say you can't afford your damn groceries, but have no problem getting a pair of those $400 golden Donald Trump sneakers, you have tested positive for being a dumb son of a bitch!!!
  3. The MAGA Mike!!! You already got the 'job'...and now you seek the 'handjob'???
  4. The George Santos!!! You weird, crazy mother-fucker!!! You manage to avoid expulsion?!!! It appears you are lucky you dwell in and amongst such a crooked pile of shit!!!
  5. The Donald Trump!!! You should be disqualified from running for President per section 3 of the 14th Amendment, and also because you are a fucking piece of shit!!!
  6. I came, I saw, I said the 'fuck' word!!! ๐Ÿคฌ
  7. The Jim "Gym Balls" Jordan!!! You are a monumental piece of shit!!!
  8. "If I catch thee being MAGA on the Post, I shall block thy ass straight to Fucktown!!!" - Tim 6:42
  9. The Marjorie Taylor Greene!!! You equine troglodyte!!! The only thing the American people are tired of is having to bear witness to the perpetual torrent of horseshit spilling from your mouth!!!
  10. Stay...stay inside the sunlight, Don't cease to try, Hope is the last to die...
  11. The Donald Trump is NOT Mr. President. He is Mr. Dumbfuck!!!
  12. That's right...I said the 'fuck' word!!!
  13. The 215 lbs. may very well be the combined weight of the Donald Trump's 2 ass cheeks...but no way it is his full body weight!!!
  14. The Donald Trump!!! A new AP poll says 64% of Americans will NOT be voting for you in 2024 because they know that you are a worthless pile of stale, stagnant, crumbling dog shit that is disintegrating more and more with each passing day, into a state of shitty insignificance!!!
  15. The Rudy Giuliani!!! You try to claim the big tits?!!! Ha, ha, ha...well, The Tim predicts that once you are behind bars, your big man-tits will be in great demand!!!
  16. Loner. Rebel. Icon. Paul Reubens!!!...The Pee-wee Herman!!! You are a comedic legend who brought much joy and laughter to The Tim's childhood. The Tim will miss you. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ #RIPPeeWee , #RIPPaulReubens
  17. The Ben Meiselasย lays it out on a Trump podcaster who realizes he's in a cult right here!!! #MeidasMighty , #MeidasTouchNetwork
  18. Today is National Cheesecake Day, and Marjorie Taylor Greene is STILL a complete frickin' wackadoo!!!
  19. The Ted Cruz!!! You silly bastard!!! It is now crystal clear why in Cancรบn you are referred to as "El hombre que le lame el culo a Trump" which means, "The man who provides the rimjobs to Trump"!!!
  20. The Tim reserves the right to call you a "pencil-dick"!!!

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