HG
Henry Gordon Jagoff
@schmoigle
Corks!
1,106 Posts
Even after leaving Dr. Who, Tom Baker did well with the ladies. Trump’s attorneys: “This looks bad, initiate Operation Curly!” Courtroom sketch. OJ croaked? Piss on him! This kind of recycling has to end. I’m an old grumble-ass who is always in search of a target for my fuckery but I have taken a vow not to buy into ageism for cheap laughs. Americans need to stand shoulder to shoulder with their brothers and sisters so we can put a rainbow colored jump boot up the ass of hyper-ca Gentlemen, thank you, gentlemen! Here’s another case of a Republicunt being scared of a fair fight. The Rock can suck my dungus. If you sit on your pampered ass bemoaning “woke culture” and not standing up for democracy you are a no-good piece of Russian shit. Fuck that asshole eternally. I want to assure you that my wife enjoyed every minute of the four hours I spoke like a Sontaran today. I’ve watched enough Classic Dr. Who to know that if I ever return to Britain and get bored, I’m going to a quarry because that’s where all the excitement is. 🎶 ”Did you see the suits and the platform boots? Oh dear, oh boy, oh boy oh…” Experts call this “a good start.” It’s hard to trade the perky, reliable Black-Capped Chickadee for the Carolina variety who approaches his singing with all the enthusiasm of Orson Welles doing a Paul Mason spot. Everybody mocked the Google glasses, but they could have helped mitigate the scourge of head forward posture and slow our inevitable march towards evolving into some sort of ostrich-necked dumbasses. I dig the mockingbirds, they’re nature’s cover band. That weed nano powder in the 10mg packets is legit and hits within minutes. Don’t go thinking it isn’t or your ass will be glued to a chair like mine is. It’s Wisconsin’s Rush Limbaugh, Mark Bell-end! It’s no wonder that Trump plays big in the sticks, have you ever run afoul of “The Cult of the Local Weatherman” in Smalltown USA? It’s the same slavish devotion.
