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Scary Larry
@scarylarry
Invisible Antifa Plane Co-Pilot
You might know me as @aintscarylarry in that popular social media site Elon Musk is destroying. I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and fighting fascism every chance that I get.
61 Posts
Joe Exotic has announced that he will be running for president while in prison. This is basically a trial balloon for the GOP to see if trump will be able to do the same thing should the need arise. Neither was the House Code of Official Conduct but you haven’t read that either. I guess the republicans put Marjorie Taylor Greene on the Homeland Security Committee because Bin Laden wasn’t available. JFC. trump’s lawyer says prosecuting him will catapult him to the White House. 🙄 First of all, there’s no way to make a catapult that big, and second of all, his lawyer needs to lay off them drugs. When you put it this way…it’s very clear gun nuts do not understand the meaning of the 2nd Amendment! In which Lauren Boebert finally admits that she has no business holding any kind of elected office. What with trump about to be indicted in NY, GA, and DC, I picked a helluva week to be in twitter jail. Suck Suck Suck Fail Fail Fail Lose Lose Lose Tried to withdraw some money from my account but my financial institution said it was aware that I had insufficient funds. Damn “woke” banks. We have now reached the Dress Like a Tube o’ Toothpaste portion of the Miss MAGA competition at Mar-a-Lardo. trump just caught himself putting 2022 on one of his secret Chinese bank account checks. We’ve all been there, amirite?! 🤪 I was just about to go check my secret Chinese bank account, then I remembered I don’t have one because I’m not a GODDAMN CRIMINAL She was awesome. She was amazing. And she will be sorely missed. RIP Barbara. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s schtick has got to be an Andy Kaufman-esque put-on. “How successful Pres trump is & that he always followed IRS rules.” Well shove me down the stairs, cremate me, and bury a c I like presidents who don’t have secret bank accounts all over the world because they’re fucking criminals. Kevin Sorbo can’t help it. Having been unemployed since the 90s, he’s now tweeting his perverted fantasies. Southwest Airlines just changed their tagline to “You are not free to move about the country.” This will accompany a new batch of commercials ending with a snarky announcer saying “Wanna get awaaaay? trump says, “Did I say I donated my entire salary? I meant celery. I don’t eat vegetables.” OK. It’s getting more ridiculous by the second. George Santos now says he has a career in law enforcement. Surpassing even that of the great Herschel Walker. 🤦♂️
