Post - Rob Paravonian (@robprocks)

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Rob Paravonian

@robprocks

Music + Funny

I write songs, make jokes, produce records, and do my best to make the world slightly less idiotic

72 Posts

  1. In light of the ABC story retailers are advised to move Mark Meadows’ book to the fiction section
  2. “Steven Segal plays a movie executive in: Hard Pass!” … …is a sentence that just entered my brain for some reason so I put it here
  3. “Based off of” makes no sense to me. It’s “based ON.” A base is something that supports or underlies something else, a foundation, so “based off” negates any connection. Words are supposed to mean things!
  4. I realize that Adam Sandler making a movie with his kids isn’t technically generational trauma, but it’s something
  5. I guessed the exact age of Bob Barker’s death but there’s no way I’m taking that $100 bill from his pocket
  6. Ha! This one company perfectly embodies 2 jokes in my song Corporations Are People Too: 1) based in Ireland for tax evasion, 2) filed bankruptcy to avoid a huge settlement
  7. Fun show today at the @edmontonfringe! A post show compliment from someone who said they hosted a lesbian radio show on a community station in Vancouver: “we never had men on the show but I’d put you on!” I’m quite flattered 😊
  8. Just bailed on a movie after 1 full minute; was expecting a “6 months earlier…” but instead got a “yep, that’s me…” Either would’ve been a dealbreaker
  9. Sure, ‘look for the helpers,’ but don’t give the a-holes a pass 😏
  10. Mosquitos in Edmonton are no joke! Last night I nearly got bit in the eye. IN THE EYE!!! I will battle them for fringe theater :P #YEGfringe #fringe42
  11. Went on ex-Twitter for the first time since the name change and kept trying to close windows by clicking the logo 🙃
  12. When did MLB home run celebrations become prop acts? Was that part of the new rules package?
  13. I DIYed a video for the new Green L.E.D.s song! Yes, it’s me lip-syncing in my apartment, that’s the ‘Y’ part :P
  14. Great, the Cubs/Yankees game has been preempted by the Ump Show 🤦‍♂️
  15. Amazon is also getting onto the microblogging space, their killer feature will be splitting up your posts and delivering it in 5 pieces throughout the day
  16. I have no idea what temu is but they’re always pitching the absolute most random crap
  17. I’m writing a note on my iPad mini with and Apple Pencil and I realized I’m using a Newton 30.0
  18. The American Songbook: Redacted returns to NYC for a special preview of the fringe fest run! Only $10 and no drink minimum, for FREEDOM!
  19. It finally happened. Had to use dropbox for a freelance assignment. It was a joyous day years ago when my account was closed due to inactivity. Clock restarts… now! ⏱
  20. Life is a Drag!

    I wrote a song in support of drag performers because the vitriol and threats being hurled their way is just unconscionable. Music and arrangement by me, hair & makeup by snapchat

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