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Patrick Mullen

@patrickmullen

Displaced Twitterperson looking for a new home.

Los Angeleno by way of the Midwest. Married my high school prom date. Somehow surviving life with a toddler, 2 dogs, 3 cats, and a job in the Creative Arts.

6 Posts

  1. Pinkfong [*happiest song ever*]: “One, two, buckle my shoe Three, four, open the door Five, six, pick up sticks Seven, eight, lay them straight…” Me, a cynical millennial incapable of trusting the innocent origins of anything: “They’re singing about lining up dead bodies, right?”
  2. "No Poops, Just Toots" A parenting play in two acts. ACT ONE "Sterling, did you poop?" ACT TWO "Nope, it was just toots." FIN
  3. World Cup ad agencies every four years: We have a new campaign that will totally set your product apart. Picture this. We show British and American celebrities enjoying your product, and then they deb
  4. Check out my “Following” list—a curated selection of great follows in politics, journalism, entertainment, tech, art, and law—for many, many more surprises beyond those below. I hope you’ll share this
  5. If Sisyphus were alive today, he’d have been cursed with an email inbox.
  6. New #ThisIs40 moment: Had a donut for dinner last night and it absolutely wrecked me. Me: I’m an adult, I set the rules. My body: That’s cute.

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