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LR Detherage

@lrdetherage

Writer, Nazi Fighter, Democrat, DearRepublicanAssholes.Substack.com

Detroit

Detroit native, writer, humorist, leaning forward toward progress. Democracy, Equality, and Evolution first. I play on the Blue Team.

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  1. Tell me again why women who get periods once a month are too emotionally unbalanced to run things because I don’t understand it when I see men randomly destroying things for no reason every day of the month. I guess the question is always “Why?” Why do grown ass men feel they have
  2. Someone told Defendant Asshat that these are criminal charges and not lawsuits, right? Poor little guy. I don’t think he understands. I think that he is a little old man with giant shoulder pads who is going to be wandering around court thinking that he has the power to come in and
  3. “Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was…so beautiful in so many different ways.” —Donald Asshole Trump
  4. “Matt Engelthaler, 49, held a ‘Choose Life’ sign outside the Camelback Family Planning Center.” WHAT IS A 49 YEAR OLD MALE PERSON DOING SPENDING HIS FUCKING DAY CARRYING EMBRYO SIGNS YOU FUCKING BETA GET FUCKING JOB AND WEAR A CONDOM SO YOU DON’T MAKE MORE OF YOU
  5. This is straight up witness intimidation. You or I would be in jail. But if I were the judge, I wouldn’t throw this guy in jail at all. I would find him $10,000 a word. There’s only one thing Donald Trump cares about.
  6. Mike Johnson demurred with downcast eyes when lying about the “Democrat design” to turn migrants into Democratic voters because he knows it is a bunch of shit. This was a test of compromise.
  7. Republicans are such good fucking Christians, aren’t they? Phoenix had 31 consecutive days above 110 last summer and has now enacted local laws to ensure heat protection in the form of shade and water for outdoor workers because it’s the fucking right thing to do. Casey’s husband R
  8. THANK GOD MIKE JOHNSON AND DONALD TRUMP ARE GOING TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR NON CITIZENS TO VOTE I’m so relieved.
  9. Now they’re pitching a 15 week abortion ban when genetic testing for things like spina bifida can’t be done until 16 weeks. There’s always a catch in their bullshit.
  10. Unapologetic pro-lifer and thorough 100% all in supporter of a total abortion ban has suddenly changed her mind. Life begins at conception, but let’s wait a minute—if we wait till that life is 15 weeks old and aborted that will be okay even though it begins at conception and so it
  11. Sometimes you just have to let art flow into you.
  12. Here’s my AI art generator prompt: “American women losing abortion rights.” AI drew its own conclusions without input from me. Notice the setting as women are stabled and the consequence as women lay dead in the dirt that a dumb AI generator can figure out but Republicans can’t—
  13. Trump is the Rocky Horror Picture Show of politics. You youngsters don’t know this, but we used to dress up in fishnets and leather and go to midnight shows of Rocky Horror with Tim Curry singing Sweet Transvestite and we would dance in the aisles and throw rice and put newspape
  14. Netanyahu is alive and well and can negotiate. The Hamas leaders are alive and well and can negotiate. Hostages are dead. Children are dead. People are dead and starving and like in all wars, the people playing chess with others’ lives aren’t missing meals.
  15. Arizona. You’ve gone blue all the way except for the crazy religious tongue speaking floor lickers defiling your senate chambers while they take away all women’s rights. Arizona vote while you still can. And write your senator and tell that person that prayer in the Senate to Jes
  16. Too late, Asshole. You can make changes but it’s been said and we all see who the fuck you are—a crazy steroid abuser with a big fucking streak of Maga running down your greedy skunk back. We know who you are and picking little rich burning man idiots as running mates doesn’t sav
  17. Naked snake Lara Trump dresses up in the molted crispy dead skin of a Republican losing argument because she is about as smart as my big toe and they’ve got nothing else when she opens her mouth to expel this Trump vomit of lies or a bad cover of someone else’s song. This dumbass
  18. Republicans in the Arizona legislature speaking in tongues and praying before the abortion ruling. Time to cancel that Phoenix trip because crazy.
  19. They will cull voters wherever they can. Are you alive enough to vote? I believe that if you have people like Chuck Grassley in office that you’ve already raised the bar. If they can serve till they die, then we can vote till we die. Republicans are always trying to take things away
  20. Just a reminder that the Arizona law banning women’s healthcare is from 1864 before Arizona was a state. So it’s not really a state law. It’s a territory law. Written by a guy who wasn’t an American citizen.

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