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Kristen Wixx

@kristenwixx

Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac

United States

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. https://linktr.ee/kristenwixx

2,971 Posts

  1. I'll Finish That Tomorrow - A Memoir
  2. I hate those awkward silences.
  3. ...and always being tired.
  4. The squirrel in the backyard who knows my dog's lead doesn't reach the line of trees.
  5. It took a while, but I finally finished changing all my clocks. Doing my watch took the longest. It's hard for me to write that small. #DaylightSaving #DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSavingsTime #SpringForward #WhyDoWeStillDoThis
  6. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona is tonight's designated survivor. #SOTU
  7. B-I-N-G-O! #SOTU
  8. Who is tonight's designated survivor? #SOTU
  9. Here's the simple truth. A vote for Trump is a vote against national security. He praises authoritarians & dictators while denigrating our allies & intelligence agencies. The US is part of multiple intel alliances with allies who don't trust him, and that's the bottom line. #SOTU
  10. Mitch McConnell will step down as the Senate GOP leader in November. He plans to serve out his Senate term, which ends in January 2027. FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one in recent history has done more damage to our democracy than Mitch McConnell. Good fucking riddance!
  11. Howdy, partner.
  12. I hate double standards.
  13. You can't beat dibs.
  14. He knows he's in big trouble. #Caturday
  15. Me: Siri, call 911. Siri: You have arrived at your destination.
  16. Am I the only one who thinks you should get an employee discount if you use the self-checkout?
  17. I'm at that awkward in-between stage.
  18. Tell that to my lower back.
  19. You can dish it out, but you can't take it?
  20. So, my Nanna was right?

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