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J. Elvis Weinstein

@jelvisweinstein

Comedy General Practitioner

Writer, Director, Stand-up, Actor, Podcaster. Podcast: Thought Spiral Documentaries: "I Need You to Kill", "Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?" Stand-up album: "Chunks" TV: "Freaks and Geeks", "MST3K"

10 Posts

  1. I'm going to live this year like it's my last, per my doctor's advice.
  2. A Southwest ticket and a lottery ticket have the same odds this week.
  3. I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
  4. I'm sure they exist, but I have yet to meet a fellow Jew offended by being wished a "Merry Christmas." Especially since people who say "Happy Hanukkah" tend to act like they're Rob Petrie stepping aro
  5. An indoor type of day in America.
  6. I'm told I'm hard to buy gifts for. Probably because one of the great things about being an adult is you don't have to wait for Christmas to get the stuff you want.
  7. I can't believe Trump wrote off the figurative bus he throws people under as a business expense.
  8. I'm sad this January 6th series is getting cancelled after this season.
  9. We are ready to move to a new platform.
  10. Nothing is more encouraging about this site to me than the appearance of italics.

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