Post - Felipe Torres Medina (@felipetmedina)

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Felipe Torres Medina

@felipetmedina

Funny man from a country you misspell.

Writer for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Also for myself.

7 Posts

  1. After all these years. After so much hard word. What matters is that finally, the #WorldCup is in the hands of the person who deserves it most: #SaltBae
  2. The best thing about this #WorldCup final is that we have the two best players in the world playing the best final I’ve ever seen… And Cristiano Ronaldo is sitting at home rage-eating keto protein ball
  3. Top 5 NYC Tourism Tips

    Remember you’re only visiting. This city belongs to the rats. Go to Times Square. It’s the only place where M&M’s are allowed to breed in the wild. Have a hot dog from Nathan’s! Nathan’s hot dogs are th
  4. There are four genres of Christmas songs: O the Babe ist borne Snow! Toys! Joy! Ralph, the Christmas Possum! I Want to Go Down On Saint Nick
  5. Post is like Twitter but you know everyone here has an NPR tote bag.
  6. Writing Tip #2

    When I’m having trouble writing, I use the Pomodoro Technique. I eat a whole raw tomato in one bite and then I get a terrible stomachache so it’s okay I didn’t write.
  7. WRITING TIP: If there’s a gun on the wall in act I, by act III the gun should be replaced with a Billy Bass Big Mouth Fish.

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