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Feeney

@feeney

I do my own stunts, poorly

Scruffy headed fuzzball Nerf Herder here for news, musician/band updates & some laughs. So entertain or inform me dammit! 🎵 Have sax, will travel 🎶 “I don't quote nobody” - Gandhi 

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  1. Meanwhile….interpret as you will
  2. You know it’s gonna be a long day when it’s June 21st… #StillMasterOfTheObvious
  3. You can lead a horse to mindfulness, but I’d rather just get a drink…
  4. Hmm, no wonder he was so miffed about his toilets needing 15 flushes and kept clogging anyway…that’s quite a load of evidence to flush
  5. My inner monologue at the moment…
  6. Hope Mel Brooks is working on a Blazing Stairlifts sequel... #DiapersWeDontNeedNoStinkingDiapers
  7. [Parts fern fronds] Very interesting….
  8. Liars! I never got flashed even once using these... #OnlyGotToSeeBlueSpots
  9. I gots me one of them Jive Talkin’ mamas… #IStartedAJoke
  10. Good news ladies. I know you think men never listen to you, but we must be getting better as I heard guys saying "That's what she said" at least a dozen times today...
  11. Sometimes ya gotta use a little magic to remedy that seven year itch...
  12. Bad puns should come with a syntax...
  13. Cause little did he know, she had cut the brake lines….
  14. ...and Ernie clearly licked the frog by that look on his face
  15. Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...
  16. I try to avoid mixing Church and State, but really can’t see anything untrue in this image’s implications, and I’m pretty sure that Christ guy was on the pro-truth and accountability team
  17. And now I have that Elmer Fudd “Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit” operetta stuck in my head…
  18. That's knot funny...
  19. Figuratively speaking it might ring true, but literal puns shall not pass...
  20. "If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever." A. A. Milne's TED Talk on cholesterol

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